Hey, my name is Thomas and it may sound weird to you but I'm a moon.
However, I am certainly not the kind of moon that you are used to.
Just like your idea of a moon though, I am not completely round. Thank the gods for that!
I have many craters, most of which have been caused by things that I feel fortunate to have collided with.
Some of my craters are smaller, others are bigger, but all of them matter to me.
But even though I keep getting more craters - and I always will - it just doesn't cut it for me any longer.
I want more.
That is the reason why I set out on a journey through the universe to find other moons.
And when I find a moon, I will head straight towards it and crash it with all my force.
And when I leave, I will leave a crater.
And that crater will make them move.
And I will repeat this as long as I live.
Who knows, maybe, at the end of it, all the moons in the universe will crash each other.